i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
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But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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