I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
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i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
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He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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