go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
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The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
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I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
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This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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