Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
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this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
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Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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