In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
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ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
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Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
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the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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