Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
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kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
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Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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