you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
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Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
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like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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