I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
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I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
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It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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