Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
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Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
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I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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