I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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