Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
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She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
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About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
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