Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
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he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
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Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
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