WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
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we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
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pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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