dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
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I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
they're like a gay fantastic four
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
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i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
You've changed since you got that strap on
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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