tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
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The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
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Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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