Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
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I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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