It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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