I want to stick my p in your. b.
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
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You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
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Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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