The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
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I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
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Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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