My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
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My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
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That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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