dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
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You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
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She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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