I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
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I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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