Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
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her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
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I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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