Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
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i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
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shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
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