Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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