I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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