How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
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I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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