We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
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just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
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I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
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