This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
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I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
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That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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