They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
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Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
So squirting runs in the family.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
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Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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