I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
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Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
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hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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