Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
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i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
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At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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