More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
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My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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