What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
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Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
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she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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