Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
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True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
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I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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