so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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