I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
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I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
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I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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