Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
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id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
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The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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