I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
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just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
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We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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