If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
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He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
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He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
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