I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
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he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
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things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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