You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
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I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
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I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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