Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
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Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
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I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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