guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
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This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
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Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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