absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
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When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
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I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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