My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
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I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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