My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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