watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
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also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
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After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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