I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
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I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
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You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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