your thong is hanging out like whoa
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
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So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
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Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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